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10.03.09
Oh yes, exciting news, my fellow bloggers of the World Wide Web, it is International Week at St Wilfrid's and my sister is hosting a 15 year old Italian girl called Ilaria. She is so lovely and polite, her English is patchy but we work it out, even though my Dad scared her by demonstrating Irish dancing. And, yes, that would be the kind where you have to keep your arms straight by your side and fling your legs about crazily! At St Wilfrid's we do this every year and have people over from all parts of the world, so far I've met people from France, Germany, Spain, Italy, Austria, Holland, Russia, Bulgaria, Turkey, Slovenia, Slovakia and probably a load of others that won't come to me right now. In fact, Chelsey is out with Ilaria this minute at school doing some activities evening malarkey. When we got the description about the girl, we were told that she was religious and went to church every Sunday, so I was thinking: "Oh, I bet she'll be all prude and nicey nicey" but, ah, no... last night we were talking and she turned to me and said: "Emily, what boys have you done sex with?" Haha, I loosened up a bit after that when I realised I didn't have to be too careful what I said. Ohhh, but Jake... he pulled one crazy stunt after another, I'm so glad she found him funny rather than too much. We taught her how to play Monopoly as well, I bankrupted everyone with my London and York properties, hahaha. So, the thing Jake did, my God, we were all sat around eating these grapes out of a bowl and Jake suddenly said: "Can you smell that?" *Sniffing* "That little whiff of BO?" We all said we couldn't smell anything. "Come here, I'm sure I can smell something nasty." So I went over to him and got a horrible sweaty smell up my nose and went: "My God, Jake, it's your feet!" He shook his head, "No it isn't, my feet don't smell that bad" he brought his foot up to his nose and suddenly his face changed like he was going to be sick: "Oh my God, it is my feet!" And it was disgusting but oh so funny, even Ilaria laughed really hard. As if that wasn't enough, as we laughed Jake was thrashing about and the bowl of grapes flew everywhere... and he also had this glass of coke in his hand, but he didn't spill it, it was tilting out of his hand and Ilaria shouted something that sounded very much like: "La cock!" Which we all found hilarious because we are very mature people.
And for even more excitement, Friday is Red Nose Day!!! I have finally acquired the Beatles Comic Relief t-shirt by Stella McCartney that I so desperately wanted and I've bought a surprise one for Ilaria too because, even though she may not know much of the English and their, ah-hum, 'culture', she does know the Beatles; to be sure, my Dad sang a lovely rendition of 'Please Please Me', now add a sarcastic tone to that 'lovely'. And I cannot believe my sister, earlier we were showing Ilaria how to play Mario Kart on the Wii and me and Chelsey were racing so she knew how to do it, and when I started to win, Chelsey got mad. And I mean really mad... she quit the game and slapped me (seriously!) - can you say sore loser?
So, yeah, and a bit of info about Ilaria for those curious: she's 15, from Milan, her favourite band is Tokyo Hotel, her favourite film is Titanic and she has a major crush on Leonardo Dicaprio. And she fancies this boy at her school, when I asked what he was like she said: "He is what you call ammo, I think it ammo... what you call boy with the long hair?"
"Ah, Emo?"
"Yes, Emo."
And that was pretty much that. And I think that would be pretty much that of everything, except that the darling Christopher has let me adopt his fanlisting for the Cast Of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, I can't believe it, I've been there staring lustfully at this fanlisting for so long and it can finally be mine. My God, I do love him.


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